Since its the holiday season (whoopppeeee!) here is something seasonal:

Wonderful Christmas!

Easily the worst Christmas song ever and the worst Paul McCartney song ever, but wasn’t it wonderful?????

Here I’ll make it up to you:

Surprise Kitty!

Remember to help your designated chef/parent/legal guardian in the kitchen, and cut grandma off after 2 glasses of wine!!!

Hello Brave Customer.  Today I offer you part 2 of my 37 part installment of Notes From The Dungeon!

When I’m not downing cup after cup of coffee and maintaining my intense work ethic, did you know I like to dabble in haikus?  Did you also know I have a ghost in my apartment and it’s name may or may not be Leroy?? So anyway, I bring you a haiku about my favorite place, Sachi:

boxes and boxes
i cannot find my wallet
work is super great

Whoa! Join me next time when I’ll have exclusive behind the scenes footage of the third Twilight movie that’s yet to be filmed AND much more. Until then:

Hello, Jake here. I’m the guy in the back of the store that attaches price tags to all the clothes.  Get ready to meet my little friend, keyboard cat: